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Also, it looks like there's a little bug with the score display starting from the third row.
I had some time to spare (see evidence above) so I tried fixing it :
I replaced :
local y=3 + flr(i/61)*10 |
With :
local y=3 + flr((i-1)/60)*10 |
In the "draw_score ()" function and it seems to have fixed it!
Thank you for your wonderful contribution to the pico-8 community <3


@le_gars Thank you so much for the bug report and taking the time to fix it! Just updated it. (Did you actually score that many points? If so, you deserve a prize.)
And thanks for the kind words, everyone! I've really glad you seem to be enjoying my dumb little game! :D


Cool game! Shades of DOGGY .. another Oric owner in our midst?


Got really far. Then I started thinking ... maybe there is no ending to this game ?
But I've gotten so far, I don't wanna quit naaow !
Just a little bit more.
A little bit more.
Little bit more.
Little bit more.
Little bit more.
Little bit more.


Awesome music, cool gameplay. Those green hill tiles are the tits!
10/10 will play again


You should give like 10 points for going around the more difficult side of the obstacle because that's like a totally risky maneuver! Very hard, especially, when the obstacle is dead center because it's very hard to determine the more dangerous side!! It would add enormously to the awesome pointlessness of this supremely challenging game (I just can't seem to make it very far without committing frisbee seppuku).


Love this. The music is fantastic. I couldn't get bored if I tried.


What if you added phases for every 100 or so points? Maybe each new phase would go faster, making it harder to avoid obstacles (and perhaps a boss fight at 1000)? For one phase, the sloth could get a hoverboard, and another phase the sloth would be in a car, and the last phase with a spaceship.
Trust me, a sloth in a spaceship is all the world needs.


could you like make another thing where it's just the music?
EDIT: Could you maybe make something that lets you listen to the music from all the carts you've made?
EDIT AGAIN: I figured out that it pauses the game but keeps the music going if I just look at a different tab.


@nonymousFog I put the song on Soundcloud :) https://soundcloud.com/ethanmuller/the-slow-and-the-curious


Yoooo this is lit. Totally love the bumpin' soundtrack. Gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
I feel like the game should get progressively harder (slower) because then it's even harder to not die (and also takes longer to do so). It would probably multiply the rage factor by at least 10.
Awesomely pointless game tho.
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