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Bumpin' soundtrack
Freakishly lifelike graphics
Cute lil sloth guy
Relatively breakneck speeds
Innovative day/night system
Vast array of 7 different obstacles

(The point of the game is to see how long you can play before killing yourself out of boredom)

Version History:

Initial release!

Fixed a bug where day doesn't get reset after restarting game. My bad.

Fixed a bug where tally marks get screwed up once you hit ~240 points, which is an absurdly high number of points. Thanks so much to @le_gars for finding and fixing this!

P#22796 2016-06-12 20:06 ( Edited 2017-06-20 16:20)


Way too hard. I ragequit after I hit the second obstacle for the 20th time.

P#22799 2016-06-12 20:49


Wicked music. I really love the energy in it.

P#22800 2016-06-12 20:54


Ahhh, the puns. D:


EDIT: That was great and fun to play, Looks nice, and has decent music too.

P#22804 2016-06-12 21:32 ( Edited 2016-06-12 21:36)


I played this game way longer than I care to admit. Also, the dad puns were awesome.

P#22807 2016-06-12 22:57


The music <3
I just set the speed to 0 for an accurate gameplay according to the character. K, bye --_\o\

P#22818 2016-06-13 04:18


At night it turns to 8bit dubstep. This is amazing.

P#22820 2016-06-13 05:16


This is great.

P#22831 2016-06-13 10:38


This, sir, is an excellent cart.

P#22929 2016-06-15 14:24


I can't decide if I have to try again, or never.

P#23009 2016-06-16 15:16


Send Help

Also, it looks like there's a little bug with the score display starting from the third row.
I had some time to spare (see evidence above) so I tried fixing it :
I replaced :

local y=3 + flr(i/61)*10

With :

local y=3 + flr((i-1)/60)*10

In the "draw_score ()" function and it seems to have fixed it!

Thank you for your wonderful contribution to the pico-8 community <3

P#23022 2016-06-16 17:34


I honestly can't believe the quality of this music, bumpin' is accurate.

P#23033 2016-06-16 21:45


@le_gars Thank you so much for the bug report and taking the time to fix it! Just updated it. (Did you actually score that many points? If so, you deserve a prize.)

And thanks for the kind words, everyone! I've really glad you seem to be enjoying my dumb little game! :D

P#23036 2016-06-16 23:06


@emu My pleasure and yeah I did score that many points, the song is so great I didn't want to stop playing x)

P#23037 2016-06-16 23:30


what a dumb little game withe the best music I have ever heard!

P#23041 2016-06-17 01:30


Still better than most AAA titles.

P#23125 2016-06-18 13:38


Cool game! Shades of DOGGY .. another Oric owner in our midst?


P#23195 2016-06-19 06:46


Hahaha, I've never heard of Doggy or Oric before. That looks incredible.

P#23262 2016-06-19 21:32


I didn't expect it to EXPLODE. There's nothing left. That sock straight up vaporized me.

P#31194 2016-10-18 20:04


TFW you want to listen to this song while working but you have to check back every 10 seconds to keep the sloth and tunes goin'.

(yes, I know I can just open it in the music editor)

P#31198 2016-10-18 20:48


damn that is a killer soundtrack!

P#31423 2016-10-21 21:02


Got really far. Then I started thinking ... maybe there is no ending to this game ?

But I've gotten so far, I don't wanna quit naaow !
Just a little bit more.
A little bit more.
Little bit more.
Little bit more.
Little bit more.
Little bit more.

P#31430 2016-10-21 21:40 ( Edited 2016-10-21 21:41)


Awesome music, cool gameplay. Those green hill tiles are the tits!

10/10 will play again

P#32756 2016-11-25 16:27


You should give like 10 points for going around the more difficult side of the obstacle because that's like a totally risky maneuver! Very hard, especially, when the obstacle is dead center because it's very hard to determine the more dangerous side!! It would add enormously to the awesome pointlessness of this supremely challenging game (I just can't seem to make it very far without committing frisbee seppuku).

P#32896 2016-12-01 23:30


This is really cool! great job!

P#35498 2017-01-11 22:23


"The Slow and the Curious"?
More like "The Slow and the Furious".
Love the punny pun.

P#35626 2017-01-13 20:21


There's really nothing to not love about this.

The music is great, and the humor that seeps its way into basically every other aspect of it is, too. Especially with the Game Over screen messages. Those are amazing.

P#41815 2017-06-20 16:20 ( Edited 2017-06-24 11:48)


Love this. The music is fantastic. I couldn't get bored if I tried.

P#41896 2017-06-23 14:06

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