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Blaseball is the greatest sport in the multiverse, and Gunther O'Brian is the greatest player in Blaseball.

He's not good AT blaseball, mind you. He's really terrible at it. He doesn't know what it is. He's just a penguin. But he's the best penguin, and he's doing great, and whatever happens, IT'S OK.

But you can help Gunther try to be a good pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, with Gunther O'Brian's Pitching Simulator. Do your best to hit the arrow keys in the right order as fast as possible so Gunther can get a good windup and throw the ball in possibly the correct direction.

You're doing great, Gunther!


If you'd like to sing along with the music, it's a tune called Let Me Into The Blaseball that I recorded a few days ago.

P#81258 2020-08-27 17:03 ( Edited 2020-08-27 17:21)


Delightful little game! The chiptune cover of "Let Me Into The Blaseball" is also quite nice!

P#81262 2020-08-27 18:43

I got a camera man to film gunther doing his thing in pristine quality!

P#81274 2020-08-28 00:28


P#81275 2020-08-28 00:36
:: rnd

Nice banners on the field! ^_^

P#81425 2020-09-01 17:36


P#81426 2020-09-01 18:02
:: Mot

I wish other games told me "it's okay" when I fail miserably at them.

P#81434 2020-09-02 06:30

It’s a runtime error, so it’s likely not related to the parser. My guess is that it’s a bug in the new C implementation of add :)

P#83186 2020-10-21 11:36

Nice game! Is the throw angle random?

ah, yes!

-- lets use trig why not

P#83199 2020-10-21 19:22 ( Edited 2020-10-21 19:23)
:: orion

i don't know the actual tune's words, so i just made my own

let me into the blaseball,
let me into the glame,
eat up some peanuts and pack your snacks,
just watch out 'cause you might not come back!
so let's root, root, root for the best teams,
if they don't live it's a shame,
but it's one, two, three strikes,
you're out at the blaseball glame!

P#85374 2020-12-14 00:36

I like how you didn't code any way for Gunther to ever succeed :I

P#88123 2021-02-24 21:24

Gunther succeeds every time he has fun, and he has fun every time he throws the ball.

P#88125 2021-02-24 22:38
:: orion

blaseball being a horror game without visuals rn huh

P#89634 2021-03-26 18:43

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