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Cart #42299 | 2017-07-09 | Code ▽ | Embed ▽ | No License
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Just got pico-8 yesterday! Had much fun messing around, this is the result.

It's a demonstration on the infallibility of gravity, I think... Oh, and particle physics. No, not that kind.

♪Infocommercial Jingle♪
Do you feel like there's something missing in your life?
Have you felt your heart shatter into a million pieces when your sweetheart found their sweetheart that's just not you?
Well, feel no more! With Beating Heart™ you too may find something to love.

Press c to pump the Beating Heart™. The more you pump, the faster it beats!
Features automatic heart rate slowing over time!
Requires 4AA batteries, computer sold separately.

WARNING, BEATING HEART(TM) IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND AS A MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO WEIGHT LOSS.
IN NO EVENT SHALL ANYONE BUT THE USER BE LIABLE FOR ANY HEARTACHE, MUTILATION, DEATH, HEARTACHE, BURNT TOAST OR OTHER AILMENTS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF DEPRESSION, IRRATIONAL OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH ATTEMPTS TO LOVE THE BEATING HEART(TM) OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS WITH THE BEATING HEART(TM). THE BEATING HEART(TM) IS NOT SENTIENT AND CANNOT THREATEN TO STAB THE USER.

P#42300 2017-07-09 17:07 ( Edited 2017-07-09 21:07)


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