- left/right to adjust your speed
- up to fake a phone call
- z/c to jump
- x to grind
About the game
Player has cuss to do. People are in Player's way. They are asking Player deep questions. They are forcing Player to introspect. Player does not have time to deal with their emotional baggage. Player has cuss to do. Help Player!
Player has commandeered a shopping cart. Ride the cart through each floor of the tower to reach Surface Level. Grind yellow rails, blow off conversation starters, bounce off springy beds, and avoid obstacles. Combine tricks to build up your combo.
Remember, the fastest way to reach Surface Level is to stay at surface level. Don't go deeper.
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