"If I had a dollar for every kobold I put in the blender, I'd be making money in a very weird way."
-- Mitch Hedberg, approximately
CW: Cartoon sadism. (Consensual!)
A friend of mine is really into kobolds and kind of a masochist, so I made a game where you put kobolds through the blender and drink it. There aren't really any mechanics, but it pretends to be a management sim because I think that's funny. Have fun!
Nyeo
(Soundtrack: Piano Sonata No. 1, Carl Maria von Weber)
PS: To those who liked this game, there's now a sequel!
OK that's just weird, @Nyeogmi ... Poor kobolds. Well, they do loot and pillage. There is that. Hmm ... I guess there really is no good kobold except a dead kobold.
Well you sold me ! So what are the health benefits of this drink anyways ? Gold star received !
I think the pink one tastes like the pink starburst! The yellow one probably tastes like the yellow starburst. Not sure about the green one. @MrBoxBox
as for @dw817: I think your average kobold is junk food! If a kobold works out you get a really stringy one, though.
As a kobold myself who likes weird cartoony stuff, ten outta ten
but also NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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