BE ADVISED:
Pursuant to recent directives, all able-bodied citizens over the age of seven are strongly encouraged to engage in our government-sanctioned directional input training simulation. Here, with dedication and diligence, you will undertake rigorous exercises designed to sharpen your combat abilities to their utmost potential. Mastering precise weapon deployment isn't just a task; It's a solemn vow to safeguard our nation's sovereignty and ensure victory. Your unwavering commitment to this endeavor is the embodiment of our collective devotion to defense, security, and the long reach of democracy.
ATTENTION : If your device lacks Pico-8 compatibility, it is your duty to promptly report to the 'Super Earth Treason Tribunal' for further assessment and potential rectification. Your compliance is appreciated.
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