This is quite fun!

Every time I open a box, something bad happens. Why do the boxes hate me? Why? :-)

@Mot it's randomized so it just depends on your luck, there's also some neutral things to get like slow-motion, which makes you purely dependent on your skills and not getting to close to enemies.

There's five types of monsters:

skeleton - just moves around randomly

blue ant - shoots missile triangles at you for some reason idk

ghost - moves towards you and goes through solid objects

lich - runs at you at full speed, but has very low health

smiley - isn't aggressive until you come near it

Fun little game!

Sometimes I spawn inside a rock or so close to an enemy that I'm unable to move though...